Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Story Time, I Mean Play Time

Jedi here...Today I have a story...

I had found out that my mother is a SITH LORD ( Ruler of the House ), so I confronted her about one and had asked her to give up her evil ways and give us jedi back our holocrons ( stop being so mean to me and taking my bones ). Of course as the Sith Lord she is she declined.. ( Barked with butt up in the air ) So she ignited her saber ( had bone in her mouth ) it was a bright red, so bright in fact it looked more like a hot pink, she then looked at me and taunted to me
to come on ( walked up to me and swished her tail in my face, does it all the time... I hate it!! ).. I then removed my own saber from my belt ( tried to get a bone from under hooman uncle's foot ) and did the same.. My saber color was a more dark vibrant green.. ( kinda like one of those dangley lights that tell cars how fast to go ) My mother then lunged towards me swinging her saber in the direction of my leg, hitting my hip I screamed in pain as I looked down seeing a gash in my hip, so she was ready to swing again so i did the only thing I could do using my good leg I jumped up a head-butted her in the chin.. " OW!!! That hurt!!!"' I thought to myself, stumbling back ( she jumped and the bone hit my leg and I squealed... I then jumped up and a piece of fur fell, I was OK in fact i jumped up and my head hit her, I felt a bit dizzy after that. ) She then jump forward towards me after she herself stumbled, and punched me in the face. " What a dirty Sith move.. " I thought to myself as I fell to the ground.. At that moment she moved her saber to a pointed motion as i looked up at the rounded tip of the light saber.. ( She used thee husky punch then pinned me to the ground.. ( only cuz I let her !!!! ) ) And just then when I thought I was finish the Calvary arrived, and Mya the Sith Lord, and also my mother, fled to keep from letting her self be captured by Jedi Mast Nick. ( Hooman Uncle was gonna puts her up cuz we was getting rowdy and she ran under the bed ) When I saw Jedi Master Nick I was happy to be alive with nothing more then a a gash on my left hip, realizing I was unable to take on a Sith Lord just yet ,and that I need more training..( Hooman Uncle was loving on me for a while and we watched a movie!!!!! Afterwards we played!! ) He then took me to the Jedi Temple and placed the unconscious me to my living space. ( I was tired and I went to sleep really quick in my crate ) Master Nick then went to Speak with the other masters about the newly discovered sith lord.. ( went to watching the TV )

Then END ( For Now Perhaps )
Thank Woo All For Reading, And I thank Hooman Uncle For Helping Me Write This!!!

"May The Force Be Wiff Woo!", Jedi

P.S If Woo All Tink This Was Any Good I May Do More Every Now And Then.. Wiff Hooman Uncle's Help of course


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

If I were woo, I wouldn't get your mom's tail tooooo fluffed!


The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

may the force be with you!!!

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Hey Jedi, I think you better let Mom win! That is just the way it is with Moms..
-Kira The beaWootiful and Scampi too!

Painter Pack said...

Hmmmmmmmm...I think hooman uncle did a good job helping Jedi on this one!

Painter Pack Mom

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Thanks for providing the translations. I don't speak Star Wars! (Although Mom used to date a guy with a cat named Sidious, which we think is from Star Wars. She didn't pick up any more trivia than that though.)


Princess Eva and Brice said...

We need to get Dad to help us with this. Momma says she's not up to the challenge of the references.

Princess Eva

Huskee and Hershey said...

Woooo Jedi.. better play the good son or else you'll be in trouble when your mom decides to ground you or cut your allowance!

Chester's Mom said...

Very good story! I'm thinking I would have liked to have been there with all the rough and tumble going on. Good to know that no Sibes were hurt in the making of this mini-series. I'm not real familiar with all the Sith Stuff so I was glad for translations too. But if you would like to do a western sometime I wouldn't probably need translations! Just a suggestion.

Woofs and Sith(?) slobbers,

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Be furry nice to your Maw. Dey know how to keep us in our place.

Husky kisses,

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